old betches? naw man, we ain’t that young-
we were hangin with some folk slightly older than us. Between the ages of 25-30, dudes were fine…but the females not so much. “Older” females tend to be not so welcoming, they like to play that “Oh I’m older and I don’t party anymore so I’m gonna judge your young drunk ass because I feel insecure”
There’s no harm in enjoying life and having some fun-age is something one shouldn’t use to segregate folks. I’ve always hung with my ma and her friends who are 40+, old cats who lived with record players and not having tvs etc. I mean who has time to dig up the energy to mentally and physically seperate yourself from a couple of young drunk folk having a good time just because you feel so strongly to do so because you’re soooo much older.
I just remember one chic was like “Ohyeah I remember seeing the Fugees 1999- live in concert-“
I went, “Ah man lucky!”
and she goes “How old were you like 2?”
“Nah son I was 8.” DamnI know I look young but I vividly remember Clinton, the Rugrats, Beavis & Butthead, when MTV was all bout music videos, old South Park, old Simpsons, great things man.
Why do we have to be so catty to each other?
The random pics from parties that you find on your camera…
“wtfuck I didn’t take those!”
shit my friends say…
Just because I took my shirt off does not mean that I’m a slut or that I’m trying to lay you.
hungover morning: “fuck I’m not drinking tonight. too much.”…later on in the evening: “I’ll have a beer, then a glass of wine…oh some shots too.”
rumble in the jungle joose!
A friend of ours has been talking about having some jungle juice and throwing a party…
So last night we took her pot, a bottle of Burnetts and Bacardi Gold Rum, Mountain Dew, Ginger Ale and mixed it all together. Then she had sweet tarts…so we threw those in there. It became a giant pot of amazingly crazy good shit. My friend had 2 cups and she was drunk-that’s how strong it was.
Bubble bubble toil and trouble
so much booze make it double!
now lookey here females…I know this is a chic campus but really? Ida been spent if we had a large ASS superbowl party. But it’s okay, the Giants won-had to watch a recap, but its all good. Honestly if our campus had a football team…or a better sports team in general I’d be there…we should really look into having a rugby team though. I love me some rough ass rugby, you walk away with broken noses and hurtin all over. Love it.
Madonna did ight. Enjoyed her magnificent entrance…the commercials were okay. The polar bear was adorable…
Hollins why aren’t you partying right now (technically it is “back to school” for us)? (ie-one of those moments I wasn’t on campus…)
oh the night before…and this morning…
So-last night apparently there was some partything happening (no wonder the house was gettin all dressed up…) I ain’t get the memo so a friend and I decided to drink our asses off.
We do so, watch Wildin Out (right! they were playin it say what!?) and then invited some more friends and resumed to watch The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl (if you don’t know this or hasn’t seen it, you need to). We all got pretty happy drunk/tipsy and wanted something to do. Apparently someone was throwing a party across the street so we went (it ended up being no one because everyone was the other party, so we sat there and watched beer pong). Left, made candy corn popcorn?-looky here the shit didn’t even pop right. Fell asleep watching more Youtube shit…
Woke up this morning hungover as hell with that “after party” smell. Rolled outta bed, threw on the most comfy clothing I could find and went to breakfast…initially lookin a hot mess (now looky here, this is one of the few Chic moments I will ever have in my life)-so I’m standing there in breakfast grubbin waiting for my bagel and low and behold a cute dude I know walks up to me…and I’m like you gotta be fuckin kidding me. He’s in a fly ass suit thing from the night before and my mind is goin “shitshitshit I look terrible shit” and he’s like “hey I didn’t see you at the party before, what happened, I woulda come and got you etc etc.” Man waccckkkk…
Jesus I need to get laid-so what else is new?
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the time that I do this and can still walk straight, I get really fuckin happy/proud of myself. That’s called stamina right there.
this is me…before a nerd party…sometime in the during that night my bra came off my head.
And yes I was copying Weird Science, except I went all out Nerd on it.
the drunk tale of a wonderful Friday night…
We began with a bottle of marshmellow smirnoff (my friend mixed it with cream soda or root beer) and a bottle of 100 proof southern comfort Rum, this was at 7pm. By the time we left it was 9pm; one of my friends had about 6 shots of the SC plus mixed drinks…ie-bitch was facefloordone (but that was after an hour and a half later).
We hung at a birthday party hang out thing; which led to very dumb RA issues, which led to the moving of the venue and to more drinking. Watching my friend who had the SC shots lay on the floor in different parts of the dorm was kinda of landscapingly beautiful. Her body would lie in the laziest retarded position, but comfortable and seemed to be sleeping…getting her up was like getting up a pissed off dog, we later dragged her to a room to sleep and throw up.
My other friend drank more after we took SC dumbfuck to pass out; she proceeded to try and steal my drink, sex up a good friend of ours, hug lots of people, constantly say “I’m sober, I’m sober” as she fell over beds and her own legs. She too had to be taken to the room to pass out.
I drank more, had some kimchi noodles, talked, rapped, danced, looked for people-couldn’t find them and went to sleep.
Long night, nice night, wow we are dumbasses, :)