This game is uglier than my balls…
Behold your god of fire and damnation! Kneel before my glory you son of a bitch cock!
Ashly Burch, minecraft episode.
When I get older I’m gonna bone your mom and have a girl that looks just like you…and I’m gonna ruin her life.
Papa Burch quote

when discovering new HAWP it makes me really happy.

I shat myself so many different ways watching this :D

I am going to post one of the most exciting convos I’ve had on okcupid…and it was from a guy who rejected me :D

No I’m fareal, I want to deck it out with this dude…oh and he’s a scorpio so he think he know everything…just like the rest of us. Difference is…he’s close minded? I don’t know that many close-minded scorpios…most of us are pretty open or at least somewhat right? Anyway, he was a cute nerdy Arab muslim kid from Springfield:

  • howdy doo?

    82% Enemy0% Friend11% MatchSent to drmuneeb 

  • An image of null
    Jun 16, 2012 – 11:50pm
    hey.. we kinda dont match at all.. sorry thou
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    Jun 17, 2012 – 8:27pm
    ha, damn. legit, that’s the best rejection i’ve gotten. Thanks!
  • An image of null
    Jun 17, 2012 – 8:31pm
    wait you actually pay attention to the “match” thing?
  • An image of null
    Jun 17, 2012 – 11:11pm
    umm .. sex, naked and stuff.. ehh.. i’d rather pass, im usually only into girls that can sustain long relationships.. i know im a scorpio but i’ve trained myself to continue my virgin status till marriage
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    Jun 18, 2012 – 12:30pm
    okay so are you assuming that because i enjoy sex, nudity and “stuff” that I wouldn’t be able to sustain a long term relationship nor accept one? that’s a little biased/judgmental of you isn’t it? 
  • An image of null
    Jun 18, 2012 – 12:43pm
    Well your answer to “About how long do you want your next relationship to last?” question was “A few months to a year” 

    and “Regardless of future plans, what’s more interesting to you right now?” was answered with “Sex” 

    kinda looking for someone whose thinking rest of life maybe and someone who’d love me? (o0”) 

    aren’t we scorpios good at judging others though 

    Other things that might get weird 
    - You smoke/drink/do drugs 
    - Religious Tension 
    - Open Relationship
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    Jun 18, 2012 – 12:53pm
    wow you really went in depth with this/still being a tad bit judgmental. and as scorpios, sometimes we’re quick to the punch but not always right about our judgments. 
    and you could also have just done the latter and asked me. Here’s why. 
    in essence, everyone’s looking for love/that “one person” or what have you so just because I like sex doesn’t mean I’m not open to all forms of what life throws at me romantically nor does that mean it’s all I really want. We’re young, so in the case of “smoking, drinking, weed” none of those things control nor alter my life in any way. I grew up muslim, but currently am not religious; but open to all forms of religion, so spiritual I guess? “Open relationship” doesn’t mean I’m going to start one and request that it be open, but I’m not opposed to the idea if my partner wasn’t. 
    Sorry for the essay-length of answers, but it was fun. 
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    Jun 18, 2012 – 1:08pm
    oh and I accept nakedness as a form of artistic expression as well as one’s acceptance of their body because we are such a beauty-conscious society-I believe we should accept what we’ve been given…just to throw that cherry on top. WHAMO.
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    Jun 18, 2012 – 2:18pm
    (- -,) you’re a murtad, dont expect any sympathy for me. I’m right about all my judgements and have always been. We’ll see what future stores for you if this is just youthful rebellion or something more. 

    Meanwhile.. back to my quest of world domination
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Just now!
haha “murtard” that’s new oh and sympathy boyoboy when did I become so richly awarded? Fact: you couldn’t come up with a more intelligent response than that which is petty and you’re Still judging my moral code when this is all just a friendly conversation about points different interests? another Fact: I like to think that conservatism and close-mindedness isn’t always the way to go, however that is your choice, most respected-I simply wanted to express my point versus those crude judgments. Word to the wise; I will poop in your face if you even try to rule this world. :D many peace and blessings to ya! bye!”
I’m so serious about poop in the face thing though…if he takes over the world…nah uh buddy. Ain’t happenin. 
I’m kinda mad he ended the conversation there, and it wasn’t even a “hey we can be friends” it was a “I’m looking for a relationship rarara ra ra.” And he wouldn’t ask anything nor seek to truly battle me out here. THATS WHAT TRUE SCORPIOS DO, WE BATTLE THE SHIT OUT OF DISCUSSIONS AND GAMES AND ETC BECAUSE WE ARE COMPETITIVE AS SHIT. 
I’m convinced he’s not a true scorpio, fuck I’m not even a true Scorpio I’m a Sagg Cusp. Wtfuck buddy. Fail. Anyway, that was THE highlight of my okcupid life. It was great. 

Season 2, Episode 1 of the Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl.

Get on this shit it is hilarious.


cause Season 2 Episode 1 just popped up.

It is the shit.

But you need to watch season one…and then this one…if you haven’t yet…watch it all!!!!!!!! and support Issa Rae!!!!! Cause she’s the shittt!!!!

haha slut.

haha papa slut. 

haha slots…(think beevis and butthead you fools)





lets have babies.

lets have babies.

Papa Burch Rules.

sorry pinata!!!


ah Cas.

ah Cas.

Chris Rock you give me the giggles…

she is adorable!