December 2010
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a little end of the year humor~
Ight, these are the After Christmas but before the New Years text buzz-in other words my inbox is full and must clean! My SIM chip sucks like that.
“Bloob,” came out the other night when my friend was trying to say Boob-but in her intoxication, she popped in an L to give it more jazz. 7 points for attempted drunken speech.
“Who steals from Goodwill?” My old english...
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clubbing on a Tuesday night~
Ight so for those of you who are familiar with the DC clubbin scene, you know where to go, when and where not to go and what time you don’t wanna be there, especially in the cold.
So FUR is the most popular because it’s big and HOT 99.5 supports it and does events there. Well we didn’t go there, we went to Lima. It was college night on a Tuesday (how awesome is that!). So we go...
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music butterflies~
in this moment, the music sings so much
i could cry-
it ruins my moment between spaces and words
where thought flows freely-
i am struck
paused by this tinkling of melodies that no one else can hear
but me and my headphones.
and it is strikingly beautiful like the beginning of a christmas snow,
the patter of rain. the beat of the sun, the laughter of the water.
simple music.
-I...
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why is the rum always gone?
Okay so I’ve made history…well in my book. My friends say I make the worst drinks, and that’s only because when I’m drunk I don’t taste anything so I mix whatever I can and guzzle it down. So vodka, whiskey, beer in a cup is my concoction that I’m drinking while dancing by the time the night ends. Sorry it’s just how I roll.
Anywho, so the other day my ma...
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oh "my brotha" you got it bad~
Flashback moment the other day, I recall sitting in class when this kid brought up a topic in discussion that struck me odd. He was this white kid I knew from middle school, called him Pole (though he didn’t resemble one). Never said a word to him as soon as we hit high school. He was complaining about his “hard life.” Brother in jail, tough economy, not alot of income blablabla....
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seeing and stealing~
ok for you home-grown folks who know about Ballston, it’s a crappyass mall right. And I walk into Claire’s with my wallet in my hand and brother on the side. I’m find a pair of earrings and in debating in whether or not I was getting them, I dropped them on the floor and walked out laughing. The lady who work in there follows me outside of the store and asks me wear I had those...
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XXX Story #3; he tripped in the woods...
Ight so my friends had been going to this one campus all semester and I never got the chance but I really wanted to. So I’m in my jeans and a cute t-shirt wondering if there’s a possibility of getting laid that night.
We go to a house party and it is banging. There are dudes everywhere, skanky chics trying to impress um and my friends are on all sides of the room. I make out with 4...
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calm~
“Its morally impossible to hate music of this style, its a sense of calmness, a sense of expanding your mind and appreciating everything for what they are.
Music like this cant be explained, we can say its beautiful, amazing or even deep. But its general affect it has on an individual is the same as one another, our lives slow down we look blankly into ourselves and think.
Im glad music...
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“Hey when it’s time for catching I always got my mitts handy and a cup of...”
– it’s nice to know someone got ya back right.
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“Friend: “I don’t know what to do with my life…”
Me:...”
– I’m not sure if this makes sense; but this is in response to my friend who might not be returning next semester due to stupid-ass campus issues. It’s not fair, and I don’t know what else to say to her. What happens when your life is shifted by one fucked-up event?
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teehee texts~
these are texts of the week! I’m getting so many that my draft box is getting full…me no likey.
“Can black people blush?” No really, who asks that?
“I love it when you call me an ass, it makes my balls grow…” Hey babay…blow me.
“You shit out exellence.” That should go on a bumper stick somewhere
“Ass soon ass I can see some...
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in thoughts~
I want to go somewhere and sit down with a cup of coffee and listen to some really good jazz music…or to a museum and wander through the halls till my head spins of colors. I want to go to a football game with a Giant finger and a beer in my hand and scream my ass if till I loose my voice…or watch a couple of hunks beat the hell out of each other and watch the blood and teeth fly. I...
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really guys, really?
So the moment I wear pink the world goes to shit right? Is that how fate works…what a bitch then.
I find my blog to be very selfish because most of it is me ranting on about some shit…and boy is it entertaining. In note of this, I’ve compiled a couple of things my friends have said to me, which make my day.
On facebook there was this numbers game that’s been going on for...
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I joke, I joke.
To ease off the pain of the next couple of weeks, here are some laughs. Yaaayy!
“A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat’s ass. The bartender asks, ‘Buddy, what the hell are you doing?’ The...
“I must confess in my defense I’m just human~
there is no sadness in...”
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XXX Story #2; the NY dude
So October of freshman year my friend promises me that I’m gonna get a little action one weekend because the guy she’s gonna get action with is bringing a friend. Tall, blonde, not-so attractive 6’1 dude. I was horny so I said what the hell. They drink a fuck-ton of tequila and I take 3 shots.
We proceed to go to the party. Motherfucker couldn’t dance for shit…how sad is that?...
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ah amor-you scorner~
I would like to believe that love is this realistic thing we can all touch and feel-but that is not the case. I don’t exactly have a ravishing love for my parents nor my siblings because our relationships have always been rocky. I haven’t loved a friend because it turned sour in the end and I don’t know/how/done love within a relationship with another person.
Is it wrong to...
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XXX Story #1; the Paki~
So it was freshman year and we were at this girl’s birthday party. I didn’t even know who she was, someone said party and I ran. I decided to put on my scarf dress (with my shorts under mind you) with no intentions to get laid. So I’m hanging out with a friend who’s room I was going to stay in later on that night. First when we enter, I end up kissing about 5 people because...
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this is raging red in poetry~
FYI: This section is very angry and unkind…
I’m pissed-still fuckfuming.
cause the result of everything that has happened
got steam busting out my holes.
you whom are rude, childish, cruel
why does justice do you mercy?
I dare not get angry at the world for what I did
because though you think me wrong I felt right-
I lack the ability to understand the lies
I lack the...
people!
In my boredom I’ve refused to do my work for an hour or so and just spazz out for a while. And in that time of spazzing I did some research on two very interesting people. Mira Nair and the Korean guy who plays the main character from Ninja Assasin.
Now Mira Nair is the director of one of my most favorite movies; Karma Sutra (sexiest movie ever), little did I know she also directed Vanity...
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text message quotes to cheer up your finals weeks~
So ladies and gents; for those of you stuck in the muck of finals weeks…I pray with all my evility, good luck and break legs. Ace those tests and finish those damn 20page paper and projects. Shove those assignments up your professors asses and be done with it all!
To cheer you up, I have text messages to make you giggle a bit…enjoy them:
“Come sit on my lap and we’ll...